stream-of-con‧scious‧ness- Pronunciation[streem-uhv-kon-shuhs-nis]
–adjective
of, pertaining to, or characterized by a manner of writing in which a character’s thoughts or perceptions are presented as occurring in random form, without regard for logical sequences, syntactic structure, distinctions between various levels of reality, or the like

So you may know I’m still conscious:

I missed Nicole and Stan’s Wedding as well as JoAnna’s 29th birthday…We did visit People’s Church in Dalhart though…Charleigh informed me she now has 3 boyfriends. . . Apparently the boys were pretty impressed to learn she’s a princess…Kaleb is taller now at 8 than I was in the 6th grade…Joshua has changed his name to Lightning McQueen and his newest favorite toy is a nutcracker…Kurt is going to Odessa today…My stomach still hurts…Man am I getting tired of that!…Seems I’m getting to big for my happy jeans…What’s up with that…Lets pretend its bloating from whatever is wrong my stomach…ABC Family channel is annoying me…It’s tag-line is “a new kind of family”. Yeah, what kind?…It seems each time I turn to it I have to yell for the kids to hide there eyes while I change the channel…Perhaps it’s because of the Halloween season…Maybe they’re not always chopping off heads and such…I looked at their schedule and it does offer some good programing…I’m reading Hebrews. Good stuff people! “The Son is the radiance of God’s glory and the exact representation of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word” Mackenzie grew another 3/4 inch in the last month. I think she’s up to 5ft 3inches now. People this girl is only 10 yrs. Wow. Janae had Mattie less than 2 months ago and she already weighs less than me. Ding Dong that bothers me. My hands look like “little boy, Old lady hands”. Have I ever mentioned that to you? I’m wondering when Bethany is going to have her baby. Does anyone else miss Marla? I’ve invented Apple Pie ice cream. Sounds good huh? I think I’ll feed it to Nae, put some pounds on her. I got a call from the Army Family Program yesterday. It was for my “monthly wellness check”. Did you all know I’m a military family? How did that happen. The message asked if I had any “issues concerning Joel”. I thought that was really funny. I still think that’s really funny. Joshua has been watching the original “Land before time” he seems to say “nope, nope, nope” a lot as well as “my stomach is talking” and “yep, yep, yep, yep, Yep, Yep”. Speaking of Joshua he started to play “frogger” the other day but ran in my room and said he needed help. He said he was “too scared to cross the street without a grown up”. What’s the deal with having wrinkles and pimples. Shouldn’t you be able to turn one in for the other. No one should have to deal with both should they? Speaking of wrinkles I’m going to be 30 soon. Man am I young! Phone Ringing. The nurse just called concerning my stomach. They want to refer me to a Gastroenterologist. Really? Do we have to do that? He’ll just want to do an endoscopy which will cost more than I care to pay. I asked if we could do some labs to check for H. pylori first? Doesn’t that seem reasonable? I do have the symptoms of an ulcer which is often caused by H. pylori and can be treated with an antibiotic. I would much rather do this than go to my friendly neighborhood GI? I hope David isn’t offended by my recommendation. I’ve come to realize over the years that docs generally don’t like it when you have your own ideas. I think he’s different. . .I hope. . . Oh, look it’s lunch time. I think I’ll go make something yummy to eat. Either that or I’ll grab a bowl of cinnamon mini wheats. . .