If I were a mommy blogger I’d have told you all about Joshua’s Ultimate Rock and Roll Birthday Party or about Charleigh turning 8 or at least I’d have shared a picture of her baptism yesterday. I’d tell you Kaleb is selling BoyScout popcorn and the order has to go in today.

-But I didn’t

If I were a food blogger I’d have shared my recipe for Creamy Pesto Spread, 5 minute Tiramisu or Tangy Fruit Salsa

If I were a music blogger I’d have bragged about the weekend spent here by the Amazing Corinna Smith as she prepared the songs for her upcoming CD.

If I were a family blogger I’d have shared poinant stories about taking my kids to a memorial day celebration, visiting the graves of distant relatives and hearing for the first time their stories. I would have showed you pictures of the Rocket Ship in Lavern or the Yellow house in Perryton. Maybe even a picture of my great Uncle Rod would have shown up and I would have written a nice little piece on what great guy he is.

If I were a Bible blogger I’d offer insight on Collosians, Romans and maybe even Isaiah.

If I were a linking blogger I’d have linked you on over to Rachel or Amy

If I were a garden blogger I’d have subjected you to pictures of chives, sage, basil, mint, oregano, dill, cilantro, parsley, rosemary, thyme, and tomatoes. Maybe even a pepper or two. I’d also have made you read the multitude of things you could do with such things and how I know God made sweet basil and thyme just to show how much he loves me.

If I were a political blogger. . .oh, the things I’d write if I were a political blogger.

But I didn’t, not a bit. Nope, nada.

Alas, I am not a blogger. . .had anyone noticed?