What I Wanted To Say But Didn’t
I’ve been kicking around the idea for this great new series in which I share all the things I wanted to say but didn’t.
I’ve got a pretty hillarious list; an instant hit I’m sure.
I have a few things holding me back from publishing it.
The first being if I had good cause to hold my tongue the first time the cause probably still holds true here as well.
The second reason to keep quiet would be that you my dear friends could possibly be the ones to whom I didn’t say what I wanted to say. That may prove uncomfortable for the both of us.
The third: “If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all”
That last one seems to be the clencher.
But know this:
It would have been great fun!
It’s true; I have many a sarcastic remark and believe it or not I sometime hold them in. I guess on the occasion the Spirit clamps my mouth shut I should keep it shut.
If I can find a redeeming factor in my fun new theme I’ll go ahead a post. As of yet I’ve not found it.

I hope you find a way to sanitize it enough to protect the innocent, but still let us see it. I (much like Meg Ryan’s character in you’ve got mail) am no good at thinking up those things until the moment to say them has passed. I hate that.